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makogisass: huffiestrikes: To be continued… (?) :* Imagine that instead of Chat, she walks in to find Adrian. I mean, his Miraculous would run out/?. sh sh you are spoiling the second part!!
imagovulpis: &&. LIKE A ROSE CLOAKED IN DAGGERS.
daughterlover: She’d been having sex with her father for a few months now, but this time something was different. He had a strange intense look in his eyes and instead of the usual tender love-making he was fucking his daughter like a man possessed.
jxnchuriki: A bit disappointed that I am not in the Christmas spirit this year. Instead I feel like an olive. Uncertain why I’d prefer to tell people Merry Olive Oil instead of Christmas but nonetheless my awkwardly naked body and I wishes you all
No, babe. I never said I’d “never” let you cum anymore. But maybe you should start thinking in months instead of weeks like you did until now. Is that a problem for you?
Small gems like her are as easy to lose as a cell phone, but instead of just getting a new one from the store you have to snatch it out of the air, lock it in your bathroom, and re-indoctrinate its entire system of beliefs
herdirtylittleheart: I’m here but I’m not here. I’m in my head and asking questions instead of relaxing against you. It’s just the two of us on your couch, but it was someone else in this spot just a few days ago and it feels kind of like a ghost.
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the
assbutts-in-love: seaking: instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears YES PLEASE
@che-bear the first picture is of cracks in lava.So what I saw was like the first pic but instead of black and red, it’s skin color and violet like the colors in the second image.
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
One week ago, I had no reason to clean my apartment, because I live alone and give very few shits in proportion to my energy levels to clean it. That has changed. Instead of driving back home, today will most likely be spent alternating between packing,
cupcakemarquis: directorcsr: This is one of the best children books I know of, but you can only find it in France. It’s about a princess who didn’t like males, and the her father hired a fairy for help and the two girls fell in love instead. Lesbian
got my meds but they only gave me 1 month instead of 2 like they said they were going to which is fine plus me and my dad didnt feel like dealin with that shit anymore and i didnt feel like paying 90 bucks when i didnt have to only needed the months in
anammv: having one of those last names that instead of saying it you just spell it out right away
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
I’ve been thinking of doing another daily draw project (especially since I haven’t really drawn in ages and that makes me sad) but instead of theming it after something specific (like I did with Viva Pinata) or too open ended (like I tried
I quite like how The Walking Dead (show) added a deaf character and a hard-of-hearing character (played by deaf and hard-of-hearing actors) this season and that whenever the group they’re in converses they all sign along with speaking instead of
I love having a show I look forward to, especially when it airs weekly instead of in batches, ‘cause I love the anticipation of waiting for a new episode and getting to be excited about something. It’s a little thing but it means a lot to
Princess Peach - Booty Shot and Patreon Launch Of all games in the world, I like this one the most :D It’s Peach from the commission info I posted the other day. But, if you want to send a tip instead of ordering commission, you can do that
1ucasvb: The familiar trigonometric functions can be geometrically derived from a circle. But what if, instead of the circle, we used a regular polygon? In this animation, we see what the “polygonal sine” looks like for the square and the hexagon.
hc that noiz tends to sleep in strange positions sometimes, like he’d go to bed cuddling with koujaku but in the middle of the night he’d just shift into the weirdest position and when koujaku wakes up he just finds noiz half off the bed with his
shinigamiwyvern: OK BUT MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN KAMEN RIDER DEN-O-The main character is almost like Emil-Instead of getting possessed by 1 person, it’s 4-Kinda like the Seraphs in Zestiria-3 of them has Loni, Rideaux and Senel’s voice-There’s also
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea
Shakira is so hot! And it’s not some dumb obvious naked hot like rihanna in all her music videos. She’s like cute hot but sexy too and she can actually dance instead of rolling around in a swamp naked!
I want to burn And fight And run And scream And be happy, confident Accepting I want to be able to have more faith in god instead of my prideful self, I don’t like needing others or help, but I do need them But my pride My damn pride… Hey god, you
inkskinned: everyone always asks me like “inkskinned isn’t this just your words exactly but in a picture instead of your text post” and like yeah but… i don’t wanna start a fight + as long is the word is spread im chill
cardinalstar: comeneth: But like, what if instead of that, we start off with the 5000 people in suspended animation and one wakes up 90 years before the rest like in the original premise. And they guy does enjoy the ship for awhile before the whole
the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where terezi screams at john to fix things but instead of writing down instructions she draws some question marks and instead of following them john eats the scarf
buttastic: people complaining about people wanting more representation in media is like if I have an empty cup and I point out that out and the person in charge of handing out water tells me I should see it as half full instead of half empty but I can’t
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
saveplanetearth: 95% of California is still in a severe drought, but instead of reigning in the oil and gas industry and putting an end to incredibly dangerous and water-intensive practices like fracking, Brown has been letting companies continue with
beyoncebeytwice: chromo-somes: beyoncebeytwice: today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and
So I discovered how wonderful Benadryl is when taken in excess I
yakfrost: Okay, so I’ve been seeing this going around tumblr, and a lot of people are saying “wow! I got this letter a few weeks ago from Vector and I’m in Pennsylvania!” or “I live in Maryland and I got this letter too”While it is important
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
All I wanna do is sleep, but my body is like “how about instead of that let’s mull over every bad choice you made in the past year” And I’m like oh okay That’s cool too I guess
wait but… why does ruby land on a statue and completely fuckin smash it. was she trying to land on top of it but accidentally decimated it instead?? I DONT GET THAT PART OF ALL THE PLACES TO LAND …
I spent too much money on a art book for Awakening and I think you’d appreciate preliminary sketches of Severa having bows instead of weird circle things for her hair.BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE